The Grumpy Schnauzer Hot Tub Suites

Our Suites

Packages

Make it a night to remember

Arriving at a private hot tub suite is lovely. Arriving to chilled bubbles, scattered petals and a welcome message made just for you? Even better. Pick a package, add it when you book, and we'll have everything ready and waiting. The Grumpies will act like it's no big deal. It is.

Simply Drinks

from £20
Gold bottle chilling in a crystal bowl of ice with copper cups, hot tub glowing behind
Your favourite drinks, chilled and waiting. Simple as that.
  • Your favourite drinks, organised by us and chilled on ice
  • Ice machine, floor-standing champagne bucket and copper glasses
  • Price depends on the drinks you choose
  • Celebration neon light: choose Congratulations, Happy Birthday, Happy Anniversary or I Love You
  • Luxury fluffy robes and slippers
Add to my stay

Classic

£60
Classic package: prosecco on ice and copper champagne glasses beside a steaming hot tub
The simple things, done beautifully.
  • Bottle of chilled prosecco in a floor-standing champagne bucket with ice, plus copper champagne glasses
  • Matching scattered bed petals
  • Box of chocolates
  • A personalised welcome message when you arrive
  • Celebration neon light: choose Congratulations, Happy Birthday, Happy Anniversary or I Love You
  • Luxury fluffy robes and slippers
Add to my stay

Celebration

£90
Celebration package: prosecco on ice by a glowing hot tub with a warm white Happy Birthday neon sign
Birthday? Anniversary? Any excuse? Let's pop the cork.
  • 6 beautiful foil helium love heart balloons and foil streamers
  • Bottle of chilled prosecco in a floor-standing champagne bucket with ice
  • Scattered bed petals
  • A personalised welcome message on the board when you arrive
  • Romantic table setting with candles, crockery, cutlery and metal glasses to use during your stay
  • Box of tasty chocolates
  • Celebration neon light: choose Congratulations, Happy Birthday, Happy Anniversary or I Love You
  • Luxury fluffy robes and slippers
Add to my stay

Sexy

£100
Sexy package: LED tea lights, heart balloons, prosecco on ice, rose petals, a tiny teddy and a letterboard reading Adults can play games too
Adults can play games too. Just saying.
  • Bottle of chilled prosecco in a floor-standing champagne bucket with ice
  • 6 beautiful foil helium love heart balloons and foil streamers
  • A personalised welcome message on the board when you arrive
  • Scattered bed petals
  • Box of tasty chocolates
  • Cute small teddy bear to cherish the memory
  • Romantic table setting with candles, crockery, cutlery and metal glasses to use during your stay
  • Adult scratch cards
  • Box of Kama Sutra cards
  • Celebration neon light: choose Congratulations, Happy Birthday, Happy Anniversary or I Love You
  • Luxury fluffy robes and slippers
Add to my stay

I Love You

£150
I Love You package: giant teddy bear holding a warm white I Love You neon on a rose-petal bed
Show them exactly how much they mean to you. The giant teddy helps.
  • Giant super-soft teddy bear to cuddle forever
  • Box of luxury chocolates
  • Single red rose in a bud vase
  • A special "Little Book of Us" to fill with memories, stories and fun times: a perfect keepsake
  • Room decorated with beautiful balloons
  • Matching scattered bed petals
  • Bottle of chilled prosecco in a floor-standing champagne bucket with ice and copper champagne glasses
  • A personalised welcome message on the board when you arrive
  • Celebration neon light: choose Congratulations, Happy Birthday, Happy Anniversary or I Love You
  • Luxury fluffy robes and slippers
Add to my stay

Ultimate VIP

£180
Ultimate VIP package in The Green Monkey suite: four-poster bed with rose petals, a Welcome VIP board, chocolates, a tiny teddy, prosecco on ice, flowers, heart balloons and a table set for two with LED tea lights
Early check-in & late checkout
The works, with extra hours to enjoy it. You know you want to.
  • Early 1pm check-in
  • Late 12:30pm checkout
  • A beautiful fresh flower in a vase
  • 6 beautiful foil helium love heart balloons and foil streamers
  • Bottle of chilled prosecco in a floor-standing champagne bucket with ice
  • Matching scattered bed petals
  • A personalised welcome message on the board when you arrive
  • Box of tasty chocolates
  • Romantic table setting with candles, special crockery, cutlery and glasses to use during your stay
  • Adult scratch cards
  • Box of Kama Sutra cards
  • Cute small fluffy teddy bear to cherish all the memories
  • Celebration neon light: choose Congratulations, Happy Birthday, Happy Anniversary or I Love You
  • Luxury fluffy robes and slippers
Add to my stay

Proposal

£220
Proposal package in The Sleeping Dog suite: Will You Marry Me spelled in rose petals on the floating bed, balloons and a teddy holding a Will You Marry Me neon
Early check-in & late checkout
You bring the ring. We'll set the scene.
  • Early check-in
  • Late checkout
  • "Will You Marry Me?" spelled out in petals on the bed
  • Love heart helium foil balloons
  • Special candlelit romantic table setting
  • Bottle of champagne in a floor-standing champagne bucket filled with ice
  • Long-stemmed luxury champagne glasses
  • Candles around the room (safety candles)
  • Super-soft giant cuddly teddy bear
  • Kama Sutra cards
  • Adult dice
  • Adult scratch cards
  • Box of chocolates
  • A special love message on the pin board for your arrival
  • Celebration neon light: choose Congratulations, Happy Birthday, Happy Anniversary or I Love You
  • Luxury fluffy robes and slippers
Add to my stay
Customise it

Make it yours

Every package can be customised, and drinks can be swapped. Not a prosecco person? Just tell us what you'd rather have and we'll do our best to sort it.

How to book

Adding a package is easy

Booking your stay? Just add your package when you book.

Already booked, or want to change something? Message us on WhatsApp on 07308 648095 or email hello@thegrumpyschnauzer.co.uk.

We'll have it all set up for when you arrive. Check-in is from 3pm and checkout is before 11am.

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The Grumpy Schnauzer Hot Tub Suites gift voucher, shown beside a steaming outdoor hot tub under festoon lights at night

Gift Vouchers

Give someone special a stay they’ll never forget. Our gift vouchers can be used towards any of our four hot tub suites and any of our extras packages. Vouchers are available in any amount you like, from £25 to £1,000, and each is valid for 12 months from the date of purchase.

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Testimonials

Unbelievable experience. Perfect getaway for our wedding anniversary

From the moment we arrived we thought WOW!

We stayed in the blue horse room. Outstanding. So clean, very comfortable bed & pillows

Our own private hot tub. It was 20/10. The owners are so friendly and went above and beyond to make sure our stay was as perfect as it was.

The atmosphere was incredible. So peaceful & relaxing.

The location was easy to find.

This place was perfect & amazing value for money.

Thank you for making our wedding anniversary one to remember.


Megan R

7 Months Ago

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100% book it!

I stayed at the grumpy schnauzer on 31/12/25. This was of course New Year’s Eve. Everything about the stay was perfect. We arrived and were warmly welcomed by David, he showed us around and explained how to work the hot tub. He was so friendly and thorough with his information.

The room was insane! We stayed in the green monkey room. The room was huge, it had absolutely everything we needed in it.

The hosts really think of everything, we had a dental kit, miniature shampoos, robes, slippers, an ice machine, ear plugs, a little packet of jelly beans, a bottle of Prosecco on arrival and nye glasses and party hats. That’s just some of what they have in the room, plenty more extra touches that definitely don’t go unnoticed. They put so much effort in to go above and beyond for their guests and it really shows. The hot tub was perfect, it was really private and closed off which was nice.

The bed was so comfortable and the TV was huge! We had the best stay here and we celebrated the new year in a relaxed, homely atmosphere.

We’ll 100% be back and I definitely recommend here for couples!


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Elisie M

5 Months Ago

Such very relaxed chilled atmosphere with friendly hosts, high standards of cleanliness with everything you need at your fingertips. Highly recommend, hot tub in room was a great experience as well.

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Nicola W

2 Months Ago

Frequently Asked
Questions

  • What amenities are included at The Grumpy Schnauzer?

    At The Grumpy Schnauzer, every stay includes your own private hot tub, free high-speed WiFi, and complimentary private parking with an electric vehicle charger. You'll also have access to our fully equipped gym and games room. Each luxury ensuite suite features a huge, comfortable bed, a large smart TV with IPTV, robes, slippers and thoughtful extras to make your stay special.At The Grumpy Schnauzer, every stay includes your own private hot tub, free high-speed WiFi, and complimentary private parking with an electric vehicle charger. You'll also have access to our fully equipped gym and games room. Each luxury en-suite room features a huge comfortable bed, large smart TV, with IPTV, robes, slippers, and thoughtful extras to make your stay special.

  • How far are the suites from the nearest restaurant or shop?

    The Grumpy Schnauzer is just 2 minutes away from everything – we're right in the middle of Coatbridge and Airdrie. If you don't want to venture out, Uber Eats and Just Eat deliver pretty much anything you want in 30 minutes!

  • Is parking available at the suites?

    Yes, The Grumpy Schnauzer has free private parking spaces available for guests. We also have an electric vehicle (EV) charger.

  • What is the check-in and check-out time?

    Check-in is from 3pm and checkout is before 11am. Early check-in and late checkout can be arranged – just ask us in advance.

  • Are you family- and dog-friendly?

    We're adults-only and designed for a quiet, relaxing stay in our luxury suites. We don't accept dogs, as we have 5 resident Schnauzers (the Grumpies) on the property.