The Grumpy Schnauzer B&B

Discover your perfect retreat

Wohoop!! We done it again!

  4 years in a row! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️    We won 10% hotels worldwide!

In our gorgeous farmhouse we have 4 stunning luxury ensuite rooms each with their private hot tub area. We are a couples only guest house ensuring relaxation vibes only, sorry party people, we only cater for couples only 😍

We are very down to earth, very friendly and warm, extremely accommodating, very approachable and we just simply dog and animal daft!

We absolutely love living here, it's so peaceful, very relaxing and I feel totally lucky to be hosting my house to others that can enjoy it too!

Breakfast in bed is optional which is an additional £15 per person, all homemade and fresh, (try my famous pancakes)

We have a fully equppied gym at no extra charge and of course your own luxury private hot tub included in your room no extra

We have two rooms with outdoor hot tubs, The Green Monkey and The Sleeping Dog

The Blue Horse and The Orange Fox and now boths indoors!

We love meeting people from all around the world and now we cant wait to meet you and welcome you to our home


Mara Rose & David and our 5 funny fur babies xx

Our accommodations

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Frequently Asked
Questions

  • What amenities are included at The Grumpy Schnauzer

    Both properties come fully equipped with Wi-Fi, air conditioning, kitchens with modern appliances, private outdoor spaces, and comfortable living areas. Villa Solara also features a private pool, while Casa di Limoni has a charming garden and outdoor dining area.

  • How far are the properties from the nearest restaurant or shop?

    Villa Solara is just a 10-minute drive from the nearest beach in Scopello, offering stunning coastal views and access to Zingaro Nature Reserve. Casa di Limoni is about 15 minutes from the golden beaches of Noto.

  • Is parking available at the properties?

    Yes, The Grumpy Schnauzer has free private parking spaces available for guests.  We also have an E-Charger 

  • What is the check-in and check-out time?

    Check-in is from 3:00 PM, and check-out is by 11:00 AM. If you need flexible times, feel free to contact us in advance, and we’ll do our best to accommodate your needs.

  • Are we family and dog friendly?

    We are adults only and we are designed for a quiet relaxing stay in our luxury room.  We dont accept dogs as we have 5 resident Schnauzer on the property.  We dont allow dogs in the rooms.